July 2011
I just went to my grandmothers house and cried on her lap. She said she was...
– Gaga
Just casually watching this shitstorm go down...
nyord:
moosepedolecki:
nyord:
and being like
I’m so scared Jordan hold me.
What if they come back.
What do I do then.
You can’t scream over the internet.
I am very confident that the anon is Jesse, because in one of his asks he quoted an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. SO.
Still, I would barricade your room, just to be safe. I can only hold you through spirit, child. I’m...
Oh snap,
xoxjulesxox:
Every season of Monk is on netflix instant watch.
Well, being productive was a good thought for a minute.
If this is true, nothing is true.
– I LITERALLY JUST SAW THIS ONE I CRIED I CRIED
Mr. Monk and the Game Show
[Mr. Monk and Kevin Dorfman debating whether to enter a suspect's home, without probable cause]
DORFMAN: I know; I'll lean in.
MONK: What?
DORFMAN: Yeah, you can lean anywhere you want to. It's in the Constitution.
MONK: I can't imagine what Constitution you're referring to.
oh, hello.: Mr. Monk and the Garbage Strike [5.02] →
gmgyap:
Adrian Monk: Yes sir, it just came to me last night in a vision. One, we evacuate the city, every man, woman, and child.
Mayor Ray Nicholson: Evacuate?
Adrian Monk: Two, we burn it down. We just burn it. Scorched earth.
Mayor Ray Nicholson: Uhh.
Adrian Monk: Then just to be safe, we…
She forgot she was a vegetarian? Who forgets they’re vegetarian? It’s like...
– Monk, Mr. Monk and the Airplane [1.12] (via gmgyap)
O victory forget your underwear we're free: Harry... →
Your house: Ravenclaw
Your favorite character from the trio: Damn, tough….Hermione i suppose
Three other favorite characters: Luna, Cedric, and Dumbledore
Least favorite character: Dolores Umbridge
Favorite book: Sorcerer’s Stone or else Goblet of Fire
One favorite moment: A tie between “You said to us once before that there was a time to turn back if we wanted to....
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dark-inertia asked: SODASJO'FHSDG JESSEEEEE.
Your card. I CAN'T. IT'S TOO BIIIIIG. :'D
THIS CALLS FOR SAD SMILEYS.
Your card. I CAN'T. IT'S TOO BIIIIIG. :'D
THIS CALLS FOR SAD SMILEYS.
my frineds mother thinks the 't' in Voldemort is...
IT IS ASSHOLE
HARLEY IS BEAST ?!: PLEASE READ! →
imobsessedwithglee:
See this kid right here? His name is William. He is one of my best friends and one of the greatest people I have ever had the privilege of knowing.
You may know Will from his blog, christopherpaulcolferislife.tumblr.com. If you’ve been to his page, you would find…